The Armed Forces of Zulankan Peoples Militia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 18.967 billion Zulankans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Zulankan economy, worth 521 trillion labor certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 27,492 labor certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zulankan Peoples Militia's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulankan Peoples Militia is ranked 246,285^th in the world and 149^th in Anarchy for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.88 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.